My Farmer wrote this after eating at Bob Evan’s tonight before checking in at Holiday Inn…
Nope…they ain’t takin’ my sense of humor,,,,so here is some things I have noticed that even I laugh about:
Toilet seats are way too low… all doors should be those self opening jobs…
Elevators do beat the crap out of stairs…Booths at eateries need to be a little higher, with more cushion and level, not sloped backwards!
Most isles are too narrow with too much junk in them…Wet floor signs should say come back later… bed sheets are tucked in way too tight.
Housekeeping carts should not have bug spray on them when you pass by after spending the night (This was at the little out of the way hotel we stayed at the night before we went mud-boggin’) They should meet you in the parking lot and hand you the can…Kinda called free advice.
Don’t try to serve breakfast if there is a Cracker Barrel, Bob Evan’s or hometown restaurant next door.
Mood lighting above the bed is not necessary, at least for me ( Carol thought it was nice, though)
I did enjoy the big TVs…watched baseball and softball games while Carol enjoyed the mood lighting!!